1 00:00:03,030 --> 00:00:06,460 Whoever thought walking in a circle at two miles an hour would be draining? 2 00:00:06,601 --> 00:00:08,537 Fresh air, exercise. 3 00:00:09,278 --> 00:00:11,275 You know, some things do have their negative sides. 4 00:00:11,518 --> 00:00:13,379 Our income just got cut in half. 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,754 And we get to spend twice as much time together. 6 00:00:16,394 --> 00:00:18,710 More, if you don't leave before your lunch hour's over. 7 00:00:21,007 --> 00:00:22,392 Out of my way. 8 00:00:22,938 --> 00:00:25,611 We have a legal right to hold you up for 15 seconds. 9 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:26,444 15... 10 00:00:26,742 --> 00:00:27,878 - 14, - One. 11 00:00:28,257 --> 00:00:28,977 11, 12 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:30,903 10... 13 00:00:33,879 --> 00:00:35,794 Just trying to do my job. 14 00:00:37,178 --> 00:00:38,698 Hey, relax... 15 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,709 Three more seconds, and you can go. 16 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,204 Are you telling me what to do? 17 00:00:45,682 --> 00:00:46,878 It's okay. 18 00:00:48,225 --> 00:00:50,024 Just take a breath. 19 00:00:50,204 --> 00:00:51,636 Get the hell off me. 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,566 I think it's been 15. 21 00:00:58,654 --> 00:00:59,817 You okay? 22 00:01:03,996 --> 00:01:05,655 Oh, my God, Jeff! 23 00:01:06,094 --> 00:01:07,807 Transcript : RagBear.com 24 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,370 Synchro : ShalimarFox, IceFreak 25 00:01:10,666 --> 00:01:12,744 www.house-fr.com 26 00:01:54,186 --> 00:01:55,328 This place is a mess. 27 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,236 Welcome to a world without nurses. Here, you can start with these. 28 00:01:58,387 --> 00:02:00,208 It's not my fault. I didn't use nurses. 29 00:02:00,659 --> 00:02:02,700 Cuddy was looking for you. Said she'd send you here. 30 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,284 I know, that's why I'm here. 31 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:06,610 Because Cuddy hasn't found you yet. 32 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:10,166 She's gonna look everywhere except the place she wants me to be. 33 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,718 - I've got an aortic dissection here. - What's with the idiot? 34 00:02:30,998 --> 00:02:33,313 Fainting spell and recent history of dysgeusia. 35 00:02:33,547 --> 00:02:35,443 Everything tastes like lemon meringue pie. 36 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:36,914 You wanna take him? 37 00:02:37,044 --> 00:02:37,779 No. 38 00:02:41,947 --> 00:02:42,699 Sir. 39 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,818 Why do you have two lunches in front of you? 40 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,302 Been here for two meals. 41 00:02:49,077 --> 00:02:50,693 - And you're happy with that? - No. 42 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,934 I just don't see much use in complaining. 43 00:02:53,463 --> 00:02:54,335 Seriously? 44 00:02:56,651 --> 00:02:58,342 It's a very useful tool. 45 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,743 Complain, you make people miserable. 46 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,910 They do what you want to make the misery go away. 47 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,596 You probably should say something. 48 00:03:05,714 --> 00:03:08,558 - Maybe I can call one of the doctors... - They're doing their best. 49 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:15,557 What the hell? 50 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,759 I'm sure it was an accident. 51 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:21,001 Is he canadian? 52 00:03:21,949 --> 00:03:23,263 He's a low priority... 53 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:24,868 Is that a yes? 54 00:03:25,714 --> 00:03:27,201 - He's just... - Happy. 55 00:03:29,431 --> 00:03:31,536 I gotta stop this before it spreads. 56 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:35,128 You guys are done. 57 00:03:37,649 --> 00:03:39,512 This could be a metabolic disorder, 58 00:03:39,728 --> 00:03:41,157 toxic exposure, 59 00:03:41,534 --> 00:03:44,858 carcinoma of the tongue, metastasized the brain, epilepsy, M.S. 60 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:48,420 Or it could be the flu, and we should all be back in the ER. 61 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,612 No, you're ignoring the big symptom. 62 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:54,372 What if we're looking at both the flu and decent parenting? 63 00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:58,223 Okay, you two are perfectly healthy. 64 00:03:59,158 --> 00:04:01,234 This guy wasn't pandering. He wasn't vanilla nice. 65 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:02,889 He was nice without any aspiration, 66 00:04:03,096 --> 00:04:04,141 personal gain. 67 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:06,036 I'm thinking genetic defect. 68 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:07,837 Niceness is a defect? 69 00:04:09,245 --> 00:04:11,647 Three cavemen see a stranger 70 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:14,347 running towards them with a spear. One fights, one flees, 71 00:04:14,477 --> 00:04:16,585 one smiles and invites him over for fondue. 72 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,065 That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate. 73 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,251 And how long has the patient been suffering? 74 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:24,402 At least as long as his wife has known him. 11 years. 75 00:04:24,521 --> 00:04:26,492 The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology 76 00:04:26,707 --> 00:04:28,354 - for that long- - What are you saying? 77 00:04:28,494 --> 00:04:30,021 That evolution is wrong? 78 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:33,390 Where do you think we are? 21st-century america. 79 00:04:33,725 --> 00:04:35,469 He's saying that statistics are true too. 80 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:37,695 The world is a bell curve. 81 00:04:37,822 --> 00:04:40,097 Most of us fall within the standard deviation, 82 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:41,407 but there are outliers, 83 00:04:41,537 --> 00:04:43,346 and if we believe in the existence 84 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:47,057 of extreme jerkiness, which I suspect that we do... 85 00:04:49,198 --> 00:04:51,104 Then we also have to accept the existence 86 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:52,501 of the opposite extreme. 87 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:55,604 You want it to be a symptom because then we're supposed to be jerks, 88 00:04:55,886 --> 00:04:58,299 which means you don't even have to try to be nice. 89 00:04:59,521 --> 00:05:01,042 Okay. Maybe I'm biased. 90 00:05:01,484 --> 00:05:02,556 Let's take a vote. 91 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,885 Who thinks that niceness is not a symptom? 92 00:05:06,022 --> 00:05:07,354 And who thinks 93 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,707 that their vote counts? 94 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,133 You two, check out his home for toxins. 95 00:05:16,393 --> 00:05:18,592 - Taub and Thirty-one... - Thirty-one? 96 00:05:19,198 --> 00:05:21,831 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that either way was good with you. 97 00:05:22,578 --> 00:05:24,181 Taub and Thirteen, 98 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,474 MRI for tumors and eeg for nerve damage. 99 00:05:26,615 --> 00:05:29,088 Test whatever comes out of him for everything else. 100 00:05:42,869 --> 00:05:44,396 Too much axis tilt. 101 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:47,935 Don't release until your thumb's at the bottom of the ball. 102 00:05:50,388 --> 00:05:51,720 I assume Wilson was busy. 103 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:52,727 Again. 104 00:06:06,216 --> 00:06:07,483 No axis tilt. 105 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:13,375 With Amber? 106 00:06:13,537 --> 00:06:14,350 Again. 107 00:06:15,054 --> 00:06:17,009 Still, it was nice of you to invite me. 108 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,346 This is fun. 109 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:21,907 No, it wasn't. No, it isn't. 110 00:06:22,502 --> 00:06:23,910 I didn't invite you to be nice. 111 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,737 I invited you because bowling isn't one of the two things 112 00:06:26,878 --> 00:06:28,448 guys do by themselves. 113 00:06:28,849 --> 00:06:30,257 What's the second thing? 114 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:31,535 Other hand. 115 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:38,241 If people are incapable of being nice, 116 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:40,439 why bother having the word? 117 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,455 The ontological proof of niceness. 118 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:45,498 The existence of the word proves the existence of the concept. 119 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,890 Look out for those minotaurs on your drive home. 120 00:06:49,373 --> 00:06:51,842 And I thought motives didn't matter. Only results mattered. 121 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,156 So what are you gonna do 122 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:57,181 to screw up Wilson's relationship 123 00:06:57,343 --> 00:06:59,401 so you don't have to listen to me while you bowl? 124 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,600 I wish the best for them 125 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:04,265 and their tragically deformed children. 126 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,618 Well, she's good at being bad. 127 00:07:09,694 --> 00:07:11,322 You might not be able to destroy her. 128 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,223 As long as I give it my best shot. 129 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:15,238 I'm gonna hold my head high. 130 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:18,134 Cameron had this one insufferable friend. 131 00:07:18,475 --> 00:07:20,987 She wasn't gonna get rid of her, and I sure wasn't gonna join 'em. 132 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:23,483 So I just said, "See her on thursdays." 133 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,984 I know it's not as exciting as an exploding birthday cake, but 134 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:28,948 hell, 135 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:31,844 I don't want to hang out with her every night anyway. 136 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,363 That's amazing. 137 00:07:33,699 --> 00:07:35,973 Cameron only has one insufferable friend? 138 00:07:53,997 --> 00:07:55,134 Joint custody. 139 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:57,196 Of Wilson? 140 00:07:57,521 --> 00:07:59,233 Unless we have another love child. 141 00:08:00,704 --> 00:08:02,047 Deal with him. 142 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,737 He needs a mother figure. 143 00:08:04,045 --> 00:08:06,255 I'm not saying you're not entitled to spend time with him. 144 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,139 I'm just saying I'm entitled too. 145 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,953 I don't know how to deal with him when he's being reasonable. 146 00:08:12,276 --> 00:08:13,413 This is reasonable? 147 00:08:13,565 --> 00:08:14,572 This is crazy. 148 00:08:14,778 --> 00:08:17,215 You're not a child. You can make your own plans. 149 00:08:17,479 --> 00:08:18,679 No, crazy is what House 150 00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:20,306 would normally do in this situation 151 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:22,298 swap your lubricant with superglue. 152 00:08:22,547 --> 00:08:23,782 The man knows me. 153 00:08:23,922 --> 00:08:26,318 This is his way of accepting us. 154 00:08:27,195 --> 00:08:28,960 It's actually a very touching moment. 155 00:08:29,101 --> 00:08:31,603 I'm proposing I get every other day 156 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,299 and every other weekend. 157 00:08:37,252 --> 00:08:39,294 I have yoga wednesdays. You can have him then. 158 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,568 But you have to have him home by 11:00. 159 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:45,629 We can swap weekends. 160 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:49,230 Mondays and wednesdays, and midnight. 161 00:08:49,349 --> 00:08:51,938 If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2:00. 162 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,402 Wilson, make a ruling. 163 00:08:55,698 --> 00:08:56,413 No. 164 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,391 You two are like dogs 165 00:08:58,608 --> 00:09:00,178 circling each other in the park. 166 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:02,831 And I say that with all the love in the world. 167 00:09:03,358 --> 00:09:05,156 You need to sniff each other's butts, 168 00:09:05,297 --> 00:09:07,344 bare your teeth, and arrive at some strange detente. 169 00:09:07,474 --> 00:09:09,727 Otherwise, you'll end up biting each other's eyes out. 170 00:09:09,952 --> 00:09:10,786 Again... 171 00:09:11,598 --> 00:09:13,244 with all the love in the world. 172 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:17,629 I'll let you sniff first. 173 00:09:17,781 --> 00:09:19,795 Take my deal, or get out of my apartment. 174 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:21,496 Take my deal, 175 00:09:22,388 --> 00:09:23,319 or I move in. 176 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:32,024 This guy worked for Habitat For Humanity 177 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,660 - in Costa Rica. - And coaches handicapped kids. 178 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,015 You think we should do a work-up on the other coaches? 179 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,829 It is possible he's too perfect. 180 00:09:38,984 --> 00:09:41,291 I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm saying he's trying to be. 181 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:42,732 That's what people do. 182 00:09:44,364 --> 00:09:46,467 - What? - That's not what people do. 183 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,693 People usually suck, but they want to be good, 184 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,289 - want to be nice. - House? 185 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,133 Exception that proves the rule. 186 00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:56,678 - What sort of argument is that? - A bad one. 187 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,894 That might be relevant. 188 00:10:03,677 --> 00:10:05,172 Hydrofluoric acid. 189 00:10:05,302 --> 00:10:07,880 Lowers his calcium, causes the fainting and taste issue. 190 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,721 But not the niceness. 191 00:10:10,268 --> 00:10:11,903 Wouldn't that be nice? 192 00:10:14,499 --> 00:10:16,145 You are king Solomon. 193 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:20,055 If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that. 194 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,753 My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself. 195 00:10:22,937 --> 00:10:25,364 And I mean that with all the love in the world. 196 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:28,324 I'm gonna piss off one of them, and they both scare me. 197 00:10:45,929 --> 00:10:47,997 "Your treatment of patients is reprehensible." 198 00:10:48,739 --> 00:10:50,797 - You're reading his performance review? - I'm busy. 199 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,424 We have a nurses' strike. 200 00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,349 "Your management of employees borders on abuse." 201 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,534 Let's go. 202 00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:58,418 No, why... 203 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,612 I want to hear it. 204 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,513 "You are overly contemptuous 205 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:04,794 - of hospital hierarchy." - And covertly. 206 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,533 I suppose you didn't know about that. 207 00:11:08,239 --> 00:11:11,012 "Your attitude towards supervisory personnel 208 00:11:11,423 --> 00:11:14,185 "is disrespectful, and a disturbingly large proportion of your comments 209 00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:15,745 are racist or sexist." 210 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:17,926 That top makes you look like an afghani prostitute. 211 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,776 Would be an example of that. 212 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:22,649 Sign this. 213 00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:25,790 I got the It can wait. 214 00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:28,413 I will sign, if you will give us a ruling. 215 00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:31,399 I will give you a ruling, if you do the reviews on your team. 216 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,803 I'd be happy to continue the mockery of this process. 217 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,075 What'd you offer him? 218 00:11:41,205 --> 00:11:43,208 Wednesdays till 11:00 and alternate weekends. 219 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,631 Wednesdays till 11:00 and alternate weekends. 220 00:11:45,884 --> 00:11:46,621 Yes. 221 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:49,346 Wednesday nights are ladies' nights at cheetah's. 222 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:53,866 - Calcium's normal. - Wow, it really could wait. 223 00:11:54,011 --> 00:11:56,164 - Everything's normal. - And you thought it wouldn't be. 224 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,688 He's a carpet cleaner. He's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid. 225 00:11:58,828 --> 00:12:00,193 His calcium should be low. 226 00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:02,163 It kinda does. Hf causes lower levels of 227 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,582 Lower, not low. 228 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:05,593 - Lower than normal. - Lower than yesterday. 229 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,971 Yesterday might have been high. What's lower than high? 230 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,074 He actually has hypercalcemia, 231 00:12:12,226 --> 00:12:14,024 which is being lowered to normal by the HF. 232 00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:16,569 So what gives us elevated calcium, bad taste, and fainting? 233 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,038 I take it you know? 234 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:20,952 Get the team. This is gonna be fun. 235 00:12:24,755 --> 00:12:26,196 Hello, again. 236 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,575 These people think you are not too nice. 237 00:12:30,723 --> 00:12:31,729 Too nice? 238 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:32,931 For what? 239 00:12:33,055 --> 00:12:35,687 For life as we know it to have evolved without an intelligent designer. 240 00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:37,693 I'm going to prove them wrong. 241 00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:40,216 Your wife is very ugly. 242 00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,014 - Get out of here ! - Deb. 243 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,773 He's obviously trying to prove a point. 244 00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:48,759 I think I just did. 245 00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:50,838 You're either perfect or you're sick. 246 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,939 In my experience, sick is much more common. 247 00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:54,842 He's not sick. He's nice. 248 00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:56,802 Nice in the sense that your toaster is nice 249 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,147 for making you breakfast. 250 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,175 It's the only thing his wiring will let him do. 251 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,002 He has Williams syndrome. 252 00:13:02,175 --> 00:13:04,060 Your husband is missing the genes 253 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,728 that make him suspicious. 254 00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:06,778 You're wrong. 255 00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,613 - He's... - Relax, there's no cure. 256 00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:11,356 He's gonna go right on tasting lemon meringue pie, 257 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,274 fainting, and being a sap. 258 00:13:13,614 --> 00:13:16,235 - What about the other symptoms? - He has no other symptoms. 259 00:13:16,616 --> 00:13:17,829 But Williams does. 260 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:19,247 He's got teeth, 261 00:13:19,572 --> 00:13:21,630 - glasses. - Williams cuts IQ by 20. 262 00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:23,907 He doesn't work in the physics department. 263 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,278 Except when they spill a black hole on their carpet. 264 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,797 Elfin appearance? 265 00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:31,306 Yeah, he's more legolas than keebler, 266 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,248 but I bet you he can still crack off a batch of pecan sandies. 267 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:35,942 Perfect pitch? 268 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,891 You love to karaoke, right? 269 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:39,527 I suck. 270 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,689 - Modest. Another symptom. - No, he really does suck. 271 00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:44,872 Give us a warble. 272 00:13:45,197 --> 00:13:46,735 - You know any Cher? - No. 273 00:13:47,211 --> 00:13:48,316 But I know Bread. 274 00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:07,991 What's the matter? 275 00:14:09,256 --> 00:14:10,765 He's stroking. 276 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,487 Had a moment too soon. 277 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,456 You were wrong. 278 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,553 Why do people say that with such pleasure? 279 00:14:32,008 --> 00:14:34,242 - It's very hurtful, you know. - It means the patient gets 280 00:14:34,369 --> 00:14:35,420 to keep being nice. 281 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:37,649 - Why does that offend you? - It's the way he said it. 282 00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:39,707 He wasn't relieved, he was excited. 283 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:41,530 He was also wrong. 284 00:14:42,223 --> 00:14:44,227 And I say that with no sense of pleasure. 285 00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:47,650 Patient's negative for Williams which means the stroke and everything else 286 00:14:47,769 --> 00:14:49,870 - wasn't caused... - You have a friendly demeanor, 287 00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:52,104 but you sometimes get too involved. 288 00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:54,617 You relate well to your peers and patients. 289 00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:56,535 And you complete tasks 290 00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:58,279 in a timely manner. 291 00:14:58,442 --> 00:14:59,503 Please sign. 292 00:15:00,077 --> 00:15:01,364 What the hell was that? 293 00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:03,828 I have to give each of you performance reviews. 294 00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,842 Plenty of other conditions can cause debilitating niceness. 295 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:08,672 How is that supposed to help him? 296 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:11,128 I don't know. How's it supposed to help Wilson? 297 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:14,384 Cross out Wilson's name and the date, and then fill in your own name. 298 00:15:14,536 --> 00:15:17,059 The point of a review is to give feedback to help. 299 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,840 I'm thinking neurosyphilis. 300 00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:21,461 Wouldn't show up on the MRI without contrast. 301 00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:25,398 I'll go run the tests. 302 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:33,037 He doesn't think it's syphilis, 303 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,073 but he's gonna go run those tests anyway. 304 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:37,207 Because he doesn't know. 305 00:15:37,596 --> 00:15:39,627 - That's why we do tests. - Because he's a wimp. 306 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,219 Because he's afraid of you. 307 00:15:41,371 --> 00:15:43,956 You want me to intimidate him into not being afraid? 308 00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:46,409 - Not sure I know how to do that. - Reviews make a difference. 309 00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,282 People have to listen, they have to learn. 310 00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:51,020 I don't think that the right time to tell the dog not to pee on the rug 311 00:15:51,139 --> 00:15:52,136 is semi-annually. 312 00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:54,208 You don't want to do the paperwork. 313 00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:55,984 I am concerned about the rainforest. 314 00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:59,641 I'll do it. 315 00:16:00,104 --> 00:16:00,884 I know. 316 00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:07,906 I don't have syphilis. 317 00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:09,368 You don't know. 318 00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,433 How many ways are there to get it? 319 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,156 You can know who you had sex with. 320 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:16,149 - you can't know who she... - I do. 321 00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:17,364 Not for sure. 322 00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:19,092 It's a waste of time. 323 00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:20,543 I had a stroke. 324 00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:22,618 You can't keep wasting time. 325 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:25,888 - We were tested for the peace corps. - Ten years ago. 326 00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:28,379 You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day. 327 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:30,483 You think I'm naive, don't you? 328 00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,136 I think you're... Yeah. 329 00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:35,223 I know my wife. 330 00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:36,501 She's not perfect. 331 00:16:36,653 --> 00:16:37,996 I'm not perfect. 332 00:16:38,245 --> 00:16:39,532 But she loves me. 333 00:16:40,907 --> 00:16:42,727 And she's always loved me. 334 00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:45,944 Every minute, every day. 335 00:17:01,298 --> 00:17:02,966 You're 15 minutes late. 336 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:07,991 Have you heard the good news? 337 00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:10,634 Miley Cyrus is playing a third night at the Spectrum? 338 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:12,540 Happiness is possible. 339 00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,782 And not just in this life, but in the next 340 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:16,655 Oh, you're selling religion. 341 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,833 I'm sorry, I bought some islam yesterday. 342 00:17:19,462 --> 00:17:21,932 Well, it's where your light shows signs before mending 343 00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:23,415 Have a good evening. 344 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,458 - You're late. - 15 minutes. 345 00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,494 16 minutes, my 16 minutes. 346 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,570 So keep him an extra 16 minutes. 347 00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,726 You hear that? She doesn't care. 348 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,962 You're going mini-golfing. What's it matter? 349 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:36,539 - You got a tee off time? - It matters because you don't get 350 00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:38,055 to decide what matters. 351 00:17:38,326 --> 00:17:40,134 It was my fault. I had to take a shower. 352 00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:41,928 Which was my fault. 353 00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:44,398 I had to take a dump. 354 00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,856 Anything else I don't need to know before you leave? 355 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,483 Have fun on your playdate. 356 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,302 You've got mommy's numbers, right? 357 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,819 Daddy needs a drink. 358 00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,129 I was thinking 359 00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:08,783 - if we discount the niceness issue... - Sit down. 360 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,784 - I think it's a heart defect. - Nothing on the echo. 361 00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:18,221 Could be a patent foramen ovale. It explains the stroke, 362 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,218 and the syncope, and a PFO wouldn't show up on a routine echo. 363 00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,647 I'm gonna do a bubble test. 364 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,120 You got a minute first? 365 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:26,689 Sure. 366 00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:31,443 I think you've shown remarkable strength in a difficult situation. 367 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,892 Are you giving me a performance review? 368 00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:34,910 A good one. 369 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,180 I'm gonna do a bubble test. 370 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,689 There was enough blood left over from his admission work-up to run the VDRL. 371 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,508 - You doubted your patient. - No, 372 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,572 what I thought didn't matter. 373 00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:49,141 House said he wouldn't let us go on until we ruled out neurosyphilis. 374 00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:51,277 It's not neurosyphilis; it's a PFO. 375 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,988 It's neurosyphilis. 376 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,569 The tests were positive. 377 00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:03,827 It's always the same conversation. They tell you you must be mistaken, 378 00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:06,134 which is why I always run the tests twice, 379 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,901 and then they blame the other guy, which makes sense if they're innocent, 380 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:10,569 but obviously, half of 'em aren't. 381 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,473 They don't seem to get that they're busted. 382 00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:13,784 Scientifically proven. 383 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,477 Unless your spouse cheated too. 384 00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:17,909 Exactly. That's what you're praying for in that moment. 385 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,170 That she cheated too. 386 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,287 If she doesn't kill you, you know that she did. 387 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,007 You know she betrayed you. And then, 388 00:19:23,148 --> 00:19:26,210 you realize that that sucks worse. 389 00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:34,121 - The test must be wrong. - I ran it twice. 390 00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:36,256 Not that test. 391 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,039 The one I took ten years ago. 392 00:19:39,732 --> 00:19:41,335 What other explanation is there? 393 00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:55,249 - He really sees no other possibility. - Did you have an affair? 394 00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:58,292 - No. - Then why aren't you angry with him? 395 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,443 You ever know anybody who's just too nice? 396 00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:06,522 No. 397 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,530 It's annoying. Then you realize 398 00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:11,412 it's annoying because they remind you of what you are not. 399 00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:14,416 That you'll never be as good as they are. 400 00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:17,812 And then you think, why can't i? 401 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,097 And before you know it, 402 00:20:21,592 --> 00:20:23,537 that naive idiot you laughed at 403 00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:27,971 has made you a better person. 404 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:31,686 You really think 405 00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:34,765 I've been in love all these years with a symptom? 406 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,832 If syphilis caused lesions in his brain, 407 00:20:39,092 --> 00:20:41,248 and the lesions caused personality changes, 408 00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:44,556 you may notice a change in him as his condition improves. 409 00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:49,797 I know my husband. He's not gonna change. 410 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,580 You should get yourself tested. 411 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,338 So much for the bell curve. 412 00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:00,743 How can House be an ass without it being an illness, 413 00:21:00,937 --> 00:21:02,995 but niceness is a biological crime? 414 00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:04,735 You got five bucks? 415 00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:05,916 Uh, yeah. 416 00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:10,255 Niceness just cost you five bucks. 417 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,400 Being an ass generally turns a profit. 418 00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,127 Kutner, could you excuse us? 419 00:21:15,268 --> 00:21:16,827 I need to do Taub's review. 420 00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:18,247 You can stay. 421 00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:21,331 I think it would be better if this was done privately. 422 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:22,871 This isn't gonna be done. 423 00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:25,144 What is it with you guys? I've given you advice before. 424 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:26,291 Not as our boss. 425 00:21:26,524 --> 00:21:28,737 What's the difference? Advice is advice. 426 00:21:28,889 --> 00:21:30,307 Fair enough. I'll go first. 427 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,680 You demonstrate a great air of confidence, 428 00:21:34,821 --> 00:21:37,030 - which is really pissing me off. - House authorized me... 429 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,023 How long have you known him? He's using you. 430 00:21:39,148 --> 00:21:41,894 - I volunteer cause I knew he wouldn't. - He could care less about paperwork. 431 00:21:42,024 --> 00:21:43,518 He's using you to screw with you. 432 00:21:43,659 --> 00:21:44,856 He knows it'll annoy us. 433 00:21:44,998 --> 00:21:47,319 We'll stand up to you, which will force you to confront the fact 434 00:21:47,725 --> 00:21:49,476 that even though you think you're our superior, you're no different from us. 435 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,553 He gave you authority to keep you in your place. 436 00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:55,364 It's true. 437 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:56,794 Thanks. 438 00:21:57,497 --> 00:22:00,134 - Not him, what'd he say? - Nothing, what's true? 439 00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:01,935 There's something wrong with this guy, 440 00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:04,198 it means there's something wrong with House. 441 00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:13,339 Are you trying to get me drunk? 442 00:22:16,891 --> 00:22:18,591 - What time is it? - 10:30. 443 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,855 Ooh. She'll kill you. 444 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,129 I'll get you home before lights out. 445 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,491 Great. Then she'll kill me. 446 00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,155 If I get... If I get any more drunk, 447 00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:29,310 then I'm... 448 00:22:30,393 --> 00:22:31,119 It... 449 00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:33,683 Might not work. 450 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,213 If you, uh, know what I mean. 451 00:22:37,586 --> 00:22:38,421 Really? 452 00:22:39,742 --> 00:22:42,526 You'd think that one or more of your ex-wives 453 00:22:42,683 --> 00:22:45,426 - would have mentioned that to me. - They told you? 454 00:22:45,577 --> 00:22:46,314 Wait. 455 00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:48,773 Why do you want to get Amber angry? 456 00:22:48,892 --> 00:22:50,847 - Because I'm your friend. - No, no, no. 457 00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:53,257 You said you approved, you said you were taking 458 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,921 the high road. For how long, the first exit? 459 00:22:56,045 --> 00:22:57,573 Hello, and thank you for saving me 460 00:22:57,703 --> 00:22:59,447 from being righteoused to death. 461 00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:03,153 - Patient's vomiting blood. - Hematemesis could indicate... 462 00:23:03,305 --> 00:23:05,016 Don't put it on the board. 463 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,602 - You don't think it's a symptom? - I think it's my marker. 464 00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:10,288 He has syph. And what? 465 00:23:10,439 --> 00:23:12,638 And syph, it can cause hematemesis. 466 00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:14,046 Not everyone agrees. 467 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,780 How-how could you 468 00:23:16,942 --> 00:23:18,849 Cause if you all though it was just syph, 469 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:21,311 you wouldn't have woken me up in the middle of the night. 470 00:23:21,451 --> 00:23:23,504 If it was just syph, he wouldn't be getting worse. 471 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,899 - He's already on penicillin. - Bleeding's probably 472 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,865 from liver damage, probably caused by ethanol 473 00:23:27,995 --> 00:23:29,675 in the cleansers or the penicillin. 474 00:23:29,902 --> 00:23:31,808 Two more probablys than I like to hear. 475 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:35,108 Liver tests and serologies are gonna take a full day. 476 00:23:35,401 --> 00:23:36,559 Full night, actually. 477 00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:38,661 Guy might not make it to brunch. 478 00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:44,837 Yes, I knew about your issue with alcohol. 479 00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,613 Yes, I intentionally 480 00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:49,167 got you drunk to provoke an argument between you and Amber. 481 00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:51,658 Why I would do such a thing is an interesting question. 482 00:23:52,026 --> 00:23:53,266 What's more interesting 483 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,258 is that you knew as much as I did 484 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,506 and you're the one who's pouring down the drinks. 485 00:23:57,766 --> 00:23:58,556 Why? 486 00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:01,758 Because I thought I was out having fun with a friend. 487 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,545 I didn't know the drinks had subtext. 488 00:24:05,396 --> 00:24:06,836 I gotta get home. 489 00:24:11,656 --> 00:24:12,725 Ggt's normal. 490 00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:14,111 Rules out alcohol. 491 00:24:14,306 --> 00:24:15,530 How about serum protein? 492 00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:16,885 It's positive. 493 00:24:17,535 --> 00:24:19,093 Kinda assumed he had protein. 494 00:24:19,212 --> 00:24:21,009 It's how much protein he has we care about. 495 00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:22,547 It's positive for syphilis. 496 00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:25,313 You mind if I give you a performance review? 497 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:26,883 Not the patient. 498 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:28,160 House. 499 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:30,885 He has syphilis. 500 00:24:36,814 --> 00:24:38,027 What happened? 501 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,712 Every time I searched my soul... 502 00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:42,879 I found Anna. 503 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,786 Are you gonna tell Marie? 504 00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:46,118 I have to. 505 00:24:46,747 --> 00:24:48,458 It will destroy her. 506 00:24:49,595 --> 00:24:51,261 Could it be any worse on her 507 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:53,503 Yes? 508 00:24:54,677 --> 00:24:56,702 You might want to turn off the tv. 509 00:24:56,983 --> 00:24:58,056 I'm multi-tasking. 510 00:24:58,467 --> 00:24:59,837 Also doing my taxes. 511 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,083 And Cuddy. 512 00:25:01,603 --> 00:25:02,783 What'd you find out? 513 00:25:02,956 --> 00:25:04,670 The patient has hepatitis. 514 00:25:04,843 --> 00:25:06,944 I assume from your omission of the word "viral" 515 00:25:07,204 --> 00:25:09,502 before the hep that it's not another STD. 516 00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:11,971 Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid 517 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:14,313 before the liver failure becomes liver failed. 518 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,890 We're all doing this. 519 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,313 There's more? 520 00:25:21,894 --> 00:25:22,988 You have syphilis. 521 00:25:31,504 --> 00:25:32,370 No, I don't. 522 00:25:33,204 --> 00:25:35,251 One of us found a vial of your blood in the lab... 523 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,367 Which one of you? 524 00:25:36,942 --> 00:25:37,908 It's treatable. 525 00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:41,602 We filled a prescription. 526 00:25:50,266 --> 00:25:51,305 You okay? 527 00:26:14,344 --> 00:26:17,106 So this is why he is who he is. 528 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:19,846 - We don't know. - We know. 529 00:26:20,116 --> 00:26:21,498 It's not just a coincidence. 530 00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,437 Wilson says he's always been a jerk. 531 00:26:23,719 --> 00:26:25,769 - But he got worse. - After his leg. 532 00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:27,307 The leg was a coincidence. 533 00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:29,051 Did you sleep with him? 534 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,321 So what's gonna happen? What's gonna change? 535 00:26:37,808 --> 00:26:40,321 - Maybe he'll be less of a jerk. - Or less of a doctor. 536 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,391 You gotta be a jerk to be a good doctor? 537 00:26:42,543 --> 00:26:44,080 I don't know. Maybe House does. 538 00:26:44,232 --> 00:26:45,662 Why aren't you answering me? 539 00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:47,741 Because it's none of their business. 540 00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:51,002 It's none of your business. 541 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,957 I think the STD makes it my business. 542 00:26:57,544 --> 00:26:58,735 Humans are complicated. 543 00:26:58,973 --> 00:27:00,349 Humans are simple. 544 00:27:00,544 --> 00:27:02,417 A million different things make us who we are. 545 00:27:02,558 --> 00:27:04,331 You change one, you change everything. 546 00:27:04,548 --> 00:27:07,288 If Mozart was better adjusted, 547 00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:10,913 decides to play catch one day, maybe there's no "Magic Flute". 548 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:17,593 You did, didn't you? 549 00:27:22,831 --> 00:27:24,845 There's something I need to tell you. 550 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,773 You returned him drunk. 551 00:27:28,278 --> 00:27:29,177 On time. 552 00:27:29,459 --> 00:27:30,987 - Drunk. - On time. 553 00:27:31,724 --> 00:27:32,731 No tag backs. 554 00:27:33,034 --> 00:27:34,843 The purpose of the time was to give me time. 555 00:27:34,973 --> 00:27:36,402 So you didn't have sex? 556 00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:38,537 - I like sex. - Then you can have it tonight. 557 00:27:38,710 --> 00:27:40,021 The L Word is on. 558 00:27:40,162 --> 00:27:42,014 You don't get to decide what matters. 559 00:27:42,978 --> 00:27:44,960 Either you're genuinely afraid 560 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:46,660 i'm gonna make him miserable, 561 00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:48,794 or you're afraid i'm gonna make him happy, 562 00:27:49,195 --> 00:27:50,747 or you simply can't stop screwing 563 00:27:50,899 --> 00:27:53,097 with anything that moves It doesn't really matter because 564 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,512 whatever the reason, you'll only get worse. 565 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,137 Until either I stop seeing Wilson, 566 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,411 or I stop you. 567 00:28:06,045 --> 00:28:07,810 What do you think i'm gonna choose? 568 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,619 If you terminate the agreement, 569 00:28:09,749 --> 00:28:11,677 it's not gonna bring peace in the mideast. 570 00:28:11,948 --> 00:28:14,824 I'm not terminating the agreement. I'm amending the agreement. 571 00:28:16,919 --> 00:28:18,441 I'm adding penalty clauses. 572 00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:19,730 Fine. 573 00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:22,603 Whoever violates it gets their finger cut off. 574 00:28:22,877 --> 00:28:24,155 - I'm serious. - So am I. 575 00:28:24,545 --> 00:28:26,595 You want people to drive safer, take out the airbags 576 00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:28,750 and attach a machete pointing at their neck. 577 00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:31,125 No one will drive over three miles per hour. 578 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:32,955 - I'm not cutting - We'll figure it out. 579 00:28:33,085 --> 00:28:34,060 On your time. 580 00:28:45,374 --> 00:28:47,096 You know she's certifiable, right? 581 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,901 I got the forms in my desk. 582 00:28:51,859 --> 00:28:53,722 Where is she wrong? 583 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,776 What were you gonna tell me? 584 00:28:57,466 --> 00:28:58,213 Nothing. 585 00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:00,704 You're punishing me? 586 00:29:01,846 --> 00:29:04,898 I needed to tell you something privately. 587 00:29:05,992 --> 00:29:07,173 I'm not gonna tell her. 588 00:29:07,752 --> 00:29:08,726 You'll tell her. 589 00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:10,115 She's your girlfriend. 590 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:12,118 - You should tell her. - You're my friend. 591 00:29:12,882 --> 00:29:14,203 It's not the same. 592 00:29:15,062 --> 00:29:16,242 Don't sulk. 593 00:29:18,864 --> 00:29:20,012 Where am I wrong? 594 00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:27,387 Your management style is counterproductive. 595 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:30,235 You gave me authority over the team, just so they could undercut 596 00:29:30,397 --> 00:29:31,915 Ticking the clap-addled? 597 00:29:33,301 --> 00:29:35,131 That's sort of tasteless. 598 00:29:35,261 --> 00:29:37,627 I didn't feel like waiting until your genitals cleared up. 599 00:29:37,757 --> 00:29:39,836 You need to formalize my authority over the team. 600 00:29:40,139 --> 00:29:42,368 - No, I don't. - You don't think I'm qualified? 601 00:29:43,017 --> 00:29:44,848 Compared to those three? 602 00:29:45,054 --> 00:29:47,047 You wanna punish Cuddy for hiring me without... 603 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:48,108 I like Cuddy. 604 00:29:48,698 --> 00:29:50,311 I like parts of her. 605 00:29:50,777 --> 00:29:53,024 You wanna crush the team by crushing me? 606 00:29:53,176 --> 00:29:54,346 I want to empower them. 607 00:29:55,992 --> 00:29:58,165 Those three idiots need to respect you. 608 00:29:58,685 --> 00:29:59,930 They should respect you. 609 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:01,715 They should be afraid of you. 610 00:30:02,029 --> 00:30:03,480 So I have to humiliate you. 611 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:05,909 If the team fears you, they won't question you, 612 00:30:06,028 --> 00:30:08,008 if they don't question you, they won't get answers 613 00:30:08,149 --> 00:30:10,043 if they don't get any answers, they're useless. 614 00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:11,343 Mocking me saves lives? 615 00:30:11,484 --> 00:30:13,869 The hospital will probably build you a statue one day. 616 00:30:14,162 --> 00:30:16,241 You know, with a "kick me" sign on the back. 617 00:30:16,363 --> 00:30:18,215 When you think about it, the more I mock you, 618 00:30:18,345 --> 00:30:20,089 the more it shows I have respect for you. 619 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,995 Or you made up that b. s. Because you like humiliating me. 620 00:30:23,612 --> 00:30:25,746 Wouldn't rule that out completely. 621 00:30:26,186 --> 00:30:28,027 - You busy? - Almost done. 622 00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:32,484 So just remember, the rabbit goes around the tree 623 00:30:32,636 --> 00:30:34,033 and jumps down the hole. 624 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,038 Negative for sarcoidosis. 625 00:30:41,364 --> 00:30:43,238 Run him for everything you can think of. 626 00:30:43,368 --> 00:30:45,372 Lepto, schisto, hemo, 627 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,297 and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of. 628 00:30:49,803 --> 00:30:50,897 You bitch! 629 00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:56,194 I just went to get us some lunch, you were asleep. 630 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,591 You moved my book. 631 00:30:59,085 --> 00:31:00,612 Jeff. Calm down. 632 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:01,948 It's just the drugs. 633 00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:03,789 The drugs didn't move my book 634 00:31:05,495 --> 00:31:06,199 Jeff? 635 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:12,024 My husband's having a heart attack Can somebody help me, please? 636 00:31:14,351 --> 00:31:16,268 Somebody help me, please! 637 00:31:22,892 --> 00:31:24,116 She saved his life. 638 00:31:25,188 --> 00:31:26,423 Or she scabbed. 639 00:31:26,997 --> 00:31:28,619 Depends on your point of view. 640 00:31:28,857 --> 00:31:30,113 So what do we think? 641 00:31:30,308 --> 00:31:31,283 New symptom? 642 00:31:31,402 --> 00:31:32,804 Or just a wife beater? 643 00:31:34,623 --> 00:31:35,387 Hey. 644 00:31:36,454 --> 00:31:38,571 Time for you to take this baby for a spin. 645 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,626 We, loaded him full of prednisone 646 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,500 to try to fix the liver. 647 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:49,814 Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail. 648 00:31:50,356 --> 00:31:52,143 Prednisone could cause 649 00:31:52,305 --> 00:31:54,400 'roid rage, which could cause hypertension, 650 00:31:54,638 --> 00:31:56,880 - which results - 'roid rage after six hours? 651 00:31:57,032 --> 00:31:59,939 At that rate, by sundown, he'll have eaten most of us. 652 00:32:02,617 --> 00:32:04,989 It still could be penicillin. Allergic reaction 653 00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:07,058 How does a fried liver put him into a rage? 654 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:09,289 It's not frying his liver, frying his syphilis. 655 00:32:09,657 --> 00:32:12,181 The penicillin's working. The real patient is emerging. 656 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:15,387 So syphilis prevents domestic violence. 657 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,339 I'm gonna be more attractive to the ladies. 658 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,819 I was gonna test for a heart issue before the syphilis. 659 00:32:20,992 --> 00:32:22,796 PFO could explain the heart attack and 660 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,222 reduced blood flow to the brain could explain the rage. 661 00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:27,989 Well, all good ideas. 662 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,545 Okay, let's take a vote. 663 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,406 How many think it's the'roids talking? 664 00:32:34,226 --> 00:32:36,153 And who's for the penicillin? 665 00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:38,852 And how about whatever she said? 666 00:32:42,037 --> 00:32:44,138 Someone hasn't raised their hand. 667 00:32:46,358 --> 00:32:47,474 Whatever I decide? 668 00:32:49,115 --> 00:32:50,252 You're setting me up. 669 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:52,378 Why would I do that? 670 00:32:55,895 --> 00:32:56,664 PFO. 671 00:32:59,397 --> 00:33:00,816 The PFOS have it. 672 00:33:02,427 --> 00:33:04,366 I just hope the bubble test is positive. 673 00:33:04,528 --> 00:33:06,445 Or it's no more mr. Nice guy. 674 00:33:16,755 --> 00:33:18,683 We gave van gogh chelation therapy. 675 00:33:19,527 --> 00:33:21,054 Turned him into a house painter. 676 00:33:21,184 --> 00:33:21,996 Maybe not. 677 00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:24,984 Maybe we just put hitler on ritalin. 678 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:27,811 Are you comparing House to Hitler? 679 00:33:28,163 --> 00:33:28,888 Oh God. 680 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:32,040 Just because I don't think he's Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him. 681 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,085 I don't sleep with everyone who's better than hitler. 682 00:33:35,822 --> 00:33:37,533 Maybe Taub is right. 683 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:39,720 Maybe this is good. 684 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,959 This is not good. 685 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,886 Well, he respected our opinions, 686 00:33:43,168 --> 00:33:45,829 he mocked himself, he was civil, he shared. 687 00:33:46,046 --> 00:33:46,988 He didn't care. 688 00:33:47,464 --> 00:33:48,428 He never cares. 689 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:49,691 He didn't vote. 690 00:33:50,135 --> 00:33:52,085 He always cared about one thing. 691 00:33:52,301 --> 00:33:53,558 Solving the puzzle. 692 00:33:53,861 --> 00:33:55,759 But he was irrelevant to that diagnosis. 693 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,232 He had no opinion of his own. 694 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,203 He now cares about... 695 00:33:59,983 --> 00:34:00,893 nothing. 696 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,016 You had no choice; you had to treat him. 697 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,501 What's done is done. 698 00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:16,241 You know that thing I was gonna tell you, 699 00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:19,642 I gotta tell you. I gotta tell someone. 700 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,568 You've got to swear not to tell c. b. 701 00:34:23,183 --> 00:34:23,998 Whatever. 702 00:34:24,158 --> 00:34:25,761 That's not swearing, that's shrugging. 703 00:34:25,912 --> 00:34:27,548 It's actually the opposite of swearing. 704 00:34:27,813 --> 00:34:29,394 I won't tell amber. 705 00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:38,074 My team thinks that I have syphilis. 706 00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:40,879 - Do you? - Not yet. 707 00:34:41,853 --> 00:34:43,233 Why do they think you do? 708 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:45,301 'Cause i knew that they had access 709 00:34:45,453 --> 00:34:46,665 to an old blood sample, 710 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:48,734 and I knew they'd test it sometime for something. 711 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,323 Why would you swap your blood? What are you afraid they'll find? 712 00:34:51,474 --> 00:34:54,984 Shut up, ou're missing the point. Now, they think that I'm on penicillin. 713 00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:59,467 Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of? 714 00:34:59,586 --> 00:35:01,200 And as I get better, 715 00:35:02,023 --> 00:35:03,442 I get nicer. 716 00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:09,960 That's brilliant. 717 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:12,159 Foreman thinks I actually value his opinion. 718 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,570 Thank god he said PFO, or I'd have had to do some dancing. 719 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:17,541 You got time for bowling? 720 00:35:19,668 --> 00:35:21,130 Come on, it's work hours. 721 00:35:22,316 --> 00:35:23,367 I'll get my shoes. 722 00:35:26,898 --> 00:35:29,281 - So we don't need to talk about - No. 723 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,609 - You're gonna keep screwing - Yeah. 724 00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:34,292 You're gonna keep talking about it. We are who we are. 725 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,262 I'll get my shoes. 726 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,502 Okay, got a good view of the heart. 727 00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:45,802 What if we lower House's dosage? 728 00:35:46,922 --> 00:35:48,341 Maybe stabilize him, 729 00:35:49,226 --> 00:35:51,349 he doesn't get worse, he doesn't get better. 730 00:35:51,504 --> 00:35:53,129 Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong, 731 00:35:53,248 --> 00:35:54,493 he dies of neurosyphilis. 732 00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:56,621 If we don't, other people die. 733 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:58,365 Other people who aren't our boss. 734 00:35:58,744 --> 00:35:59,719 People. 735 00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:01,239 This sucks. 736 00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:02,932 The guy had a gift. I'd kill. 737 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:05,962 Hi, what? 738 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,483 House doesn't have syphilis. 739 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,064 He switched the blood samples. 740 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,545 - How do you know? - House told Wilson. 741 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:14,376 I wanted to ruin House's day. 742 00:36:14,722 --> 00:36:15,621 See ya. 743 00:36:17,646 --> 00:36:19,309 - We're idiots. - We're not idiots. 744 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,323 Positive blood test means positive blood test. 745 00:36:21,453 --> 00:36:22,536 Apparently not. 746 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:25,406 There they are, let's see if they... 747 00:36:26,145 --> 00:36:27,661 What are you doing? We're not done. 748 00:36:27,835 --> 00:36:29,069 He doesn't have syphilis. 749 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,051 I know. 750 00:36:36,721 --> 00:36:39,103 Patient tested positive for syphilis, right? 751 00:36:40,414 --> 00:36:41,768 Is this some sort of recap? 752 00:36:41,919 --> 00:36:44,093 But why did he test positive for syphilis? 753 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,444 Oh, I know this. 754 00:36:47,262 --> 00:36:49,222 Either, one, he has syphilis... 755 00:36:49,385 --> 00:36:50,869 - I was gonna say that. - Or two, 756 00:36:50,999 --> 00:36:52,460 the test was wrong twice, 757 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:55,677 or three, he gave us someone else's blood. 758 00:37:02,483 --> 00:37:03,718 - Who? - Amber. 759 00:37:06,587 --> 00:37:08,870 Get that idiotic smile out of my face. 760 00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:11,166 I gotta go on a killing spree. 761 00:37:11,426 --> 00:37:14,274 Or, four, he has something that tests positive for syphilis. 762 00:37:16,112 --> 00:37:17,076 It's not Chagas. 763 00:37:17,195 --> 00:37:19,155 He worked in Costa Rica before he was married. 764 00:37:19,426 --> 00:37:21,765 Is two a spree, or do I have to kill you too? 765 00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:24,003 Chagas wouldn't explain the niceness. 766 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:27,148 I've heard of remote tribes that actually practice 767 00:37:27,268 --> 00:37:28,264 acts of kindness. 768 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,885 Or the Chagas caused encephalitis. 769 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,618 The MRI showed no sign 770 00:37:32,764 --> 00:37:35,341 Until we started him on steroids, compromised the immune system, 771 00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:36,934 and let the infection flare up. 772 00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:38,125 I did another one. 773 00:37:39,121 --> 00:37:40,161 It's not much. 774 00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:44,391 It's plenty. 775 00:37:47,109 --> 00:37:49,123 You figured this out because I don't have syphilis? 776 00:37:51,856 --> 00:37:52,635 Damn. 777 00:37:54,715 --> 00:37:56,718 That should have been my epiphany. 778 00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,375 Good news, bad news. 779 00:38:03,057 --> 00:38:04,292 Good news is 780 00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:06,165 we know what you have, 781 00:38:06,295 --> 00:38:08,103 it's treatable, you're gonna live. 782 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,201 Really? 783 00:38:12,336 --> 00:38:13,419 What's the bad news? 784 00:38:13,723 --> 00:38:16,474 The cure is a grueling course of pills. 785 00:38:16,853 --> 00:38:19,766 It's like one a day for a month. 786 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,701 Now you're just trying to make me laugh. 787 00:38:24,029 --> 00:38:25,405 Yeah, like that's a challenge. 788 00:38:25,849 --> 00:38:27,354 You have Chagas disease. 789 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,719 It's a parasite. 790 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,408 It's been asymptomatic for ten years. 791 00:38:30,787 --> 00:38:33,430 Not quite. Your brain's been swollen. Not enough to see, 792 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,542 but enough to alter your personality. 793 00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:36,776 We're back to that. 794 00:38:37,112 --> 00:38:39,018 He screamed at you. You don't think he could change? 795 00:38:39,343 --> 00:38:41,336 That was because of the drugs. 796 00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:44,860 So you think drugs are more powerful than parasites? 797 00:38:45,499 --> 00:38:46,246 I mean, 798 00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:48,908 the ones we're gonna give you to treat the parasites obviously are 799 00:38:50,732 --> 00:38:51,967 I stand by the principle. 800 00:38:57,466 --> 00:38:58,528 I'm not worried. 801 00:38:59,822 --> 00:39:00,721 Neither am i. 802 00:39:03,288 --> 00:39:04,241 Neither am i. 803 00:39:04,999 --> 00:39:06,488 But that's because I don't care. 804 00:39:22,379 --> 00:39:23,159 Reviews? 805 00:39:23,408 --> 00:39:26,809 It was brought to my attention that on occasion, I am not respectful 806 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,155 of hospital hierarchy. 807 00:39:28,393 --> 00:39:29,877 The word was "contemptuous." 808 00:39:37,288 --> 00:39:39,216 Well-phrased, thoughtful. 809 00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:43,950 Identically phrased. 810 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:48,299 - These are all the same. - Because, underneath it all, 811 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:49,804 we are all the same. 812 00:39:50,773 --> 00:39:52,473 And Foreman refused to type his up. 813 00:39:54,205 --> 00:39:55,960 Well, it's more than I expected. 814 00:39:56,447 --> 00:39:57,953 There's an extra one in there. 815 00:40:08,122 --> 00:40:11,133 "Your treatment of patients is non-existent 816 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,876 because you're not a doctor, you're an administrator." 817 00:40:15,158 --> 00:40:17,519 Foreman convinced me that these could be helpful. 818 00:40:17,811 --> 00:40:19,507 "Your management of employees is 819 00:40:19,843 --> 00:40:22,930 well, let's face it, they're outside carrying signs." 820 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:24,776 The strike ended. 821 00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:27,099 The nurses have been back for two shifts already. 822 00:40:27,229 --> 00:40:28,593 You'd think I'd have noticed. 823 00:40:28,799 --> 00:40:30,898 What exactly did they do around here? 824 00:40:35,174 --> 00:40:37,016 "You act like employees 825 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,113 should fear and respect you, but your eyes tell us 826 00:40:40,736 --> 00:40:43,172 but your eyes tell us nothing 'cause we're looking at your boobs, 827 00:40:43,546 --> 00:40:46,026 which tell us that you're desperate to have someone jump on you 828 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:48,652 and tell you they love you one grunted syllable at a time." 829 00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:51,715 "What you want, you run away from" "What you need, 830 00:40:51,845 --> 00:40:53,043 you don't have a clue." 831 00:40:53,238 --> 00:40:55,859 "What you've accomplished, makes you proud. 832 00:40:57,679 --> 00:40:59,065 But you're still miserable." 833 00:41:00,776 --> 00:41:01,881 Please sign. 834 00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:06,677 I got a call from Amber today. 835 00:41:06,861 --> 00:41:09,201 Says there's been a violation of your contract. 836 00:41:09,991 --> 00:41:11,744 You've been seeing Wilson on her time. 837 00:41:12,726 --> 00:41:14,362 She breached confidentiality. 838 00:41:14,632 --> 00:41:16,170 You can let it slide, officer. 839 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,264 We're even. 840 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:18,932 Yes, you are. 841 00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:21,311 You're both losing fingers. 842 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:25,577 Look what I found. 843 00:41:26,107 --> 00:41:26,920 Nice. 844 00:41:30,769 --> 00:41:33,533 They think you might be able to come home tomorrow. 845 00:41:33,819 --> 00:41:35,014 Oh, yeah? That's good. 846 00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:39,310 What's the matter? 847 00:41:39,527 --> 00:41:40,471 The ketchup. 848 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:42,836 There's something wrong with that. 849 00:41:46,569 --> 00:41:47,567 Tastes fine. 850 00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:50,648 - Anything else? - Everything else is great. 851 00:41:51,406 --> 00:41:52,719 I'm just I don't know. 852 00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:54,769 I guess I don't like ketchup anymore. 853 00:41:56,813 --> 00:41:58,680 Wonder what else I don't like. 854 00:42:17,107 --> 00:42:18,040 Roll over. 855 00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:22,716 We need a tougher punishment. 856 00:42:23,215 --> 00:42:24,734 Come over to the poopy side. 857 00:42:27,442 --> 00:42:29,113 Where are you two going friday night? 858 00:42:30,144 --> 00:42:31,543 Dinner at L'Auberge. 859 00:42:35,046 --> 00:42:36,098 You're lying. 860 00:42:37,161 --> 00:42:38,561 Of course I am. 861 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:43,998 www.house-fr.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net